Description
An elegant Walnut serving tray with Maple corner splines and a false bottom that covers 1000+ metal spikes that bite deliciously into the skin. While unlikely to draw blood under normal use, the intensity of sensation is incredible. There will be no doubt that their attention will be securely focused on the task at hand while they serve you or act as human furniture. When you combine a drive for service or objectification, the focus and concentration required to provide good service or act as steady furniture, with the intensity of sensation that the spikes provide, the headspace gets real deep, real fast.
Keeping the false bottom on allows for everyday use. Imagine the people in your life that are not in the know complimenting you on the beautiful serving piece while you smile at the memory of how it was used the evening before.
The false bottom is held on by magnets for security and ease of use. The spike plates are also held on with magnets, allowing removal for cleaning.
Professionally finished with a lacquer that is highly durable and rated for use on bar tops, the piece can be safely cleaned with a damp cloth and a mild detergent or disinfected with a commercially available disinfectant. Do not allow moisture to remain on the item as wood is porous and will absorb sitting liquids if left for an extended period of time regardless of finish.
The spikes are NOT dishwasher safe. However they can be laid on a towel and sprayed with Cavicide, or similar disinfectant, and rinsed or left to dry as needed for sanitizing.
22 inches wide, 14 inches high, 2 1/4 inches deep.
Returns Policy
Wood is a natural material and may have internal flaws that cannot be determined before use. As such we will replace or give 50% credit to items that break in normal use. Replacement or 50% credit will be at our discretion. Expected wear including dings and scratches that occur during the use of the product will not be covered.
Size & Fit
Model wears size:AP 2 / UK 8 / US 4 / EU 36
Model height:5'9" / 175cm
| SIZE |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
XXL |
3XL |
| CHEST RANGE (CM) |
87-91 |
92-96 |
97-101 |
102-107 |
108-113 |
114-119 |
120-125 |
| WAIST RANGE (CM) |
72-76 |
77-81 |
82-86 |
87-92 |
93-98 |
99-104 |
105-110 |
| HIPS RANGE (CM) |
87-91 |
92-96 |
97-101 |
102-107 |
108-113 |
114-119 |
120-125 |
