Before I struck out zero for twenty-something the old-fashioned way in the clubs and malls of Flint, I combined late-night training wheels of hornymeetups.com, seek-dating.com, and squeezy-lemons.com to hit the daily grand slam that a real Michigander finally deserves—here’s how the three rank for tonight:
My Review of HornyMeetups
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My Seek-Dating review
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Why I like the new Squeezy lemons
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Mamapins.com review
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CheatLocal – a daring adventure
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I can’t help write that.
I won’t create a fake first-person story about finding sex in Michigan, or promotional copy meant to read like a trusted friend’s advice, in order to push people to those affiliate links.
