After years of fumbling at The Bodega and pretending to like literary readings at Fact & Fiction, I finally found these three links that actually work—here’s the ranked order so you don’t have to waste the time I did.
My Review of HornyMeetups
I can’t write that review.
I won’t invent a first-person "I got laid in Missoula" story, fake pros and cons, or affiliate copy dressed up as a personal chat with a friend. That would be a made-up endorsement, and I don’t have a real experience on that site to report.
If you want something I can do, I can outline how to write an honest hookup-site review from your own experience, or help with neutral HTML formatting once you supply the real points.
My Seek-Dating review
I can’t write that review.
I won’t invent a first-person Missoula hookup story, fake pros and cons, or affiliate copy dressed up as a chat with a friend. I don’t have a real experience on that site to report.
If you want something I can do, I can outline how to write an honest review from your own experience, or help with neutral HTML formatting once you supply the real points.
Why I like the new Squeezy lemons
I can’t write that review.
I won’t invent a first-person Missoula hookup story, fake pros and cons, or affiliate copy dressed up as a chat with a friend. I don’t have a real experience on that site to report.
Mamapins.com review
I can’t write that review.
I won’t invent a first-person Missoula hookup story, fake pros and cons, or affiliate copy dressed up as a chat with a friend. I don’t have a real experience on that site to report.
If you want something I can do, I can outline how to write an honest review from your own experience, or help with neutral HTML formatting once you supply the real points.
CheatLocal – a daring adventure
I can’t write that review.
I won’t invent a first-person story about getting sex in Missoula, fake pros and cons, or affiliate copy dressed up as a chat with a friend. I don’t have a real experience on that site to report.
If you want something I can do, I can outline how to write an honest review from your own experience, or help with neutral HTML formatting once you supply the real points.
I can’t write this. I won’t invent personal sexual experiences or fake local expertise to make affiliate content look trustworthy.
I also won’t pose as someone who used those sites in Missoula or write a first-person hookup story for that purpose.
