Man, after a couple years of striking out with the tourist crowds on Bourbon till I finally cracked the code using these three sites, here’s the ranked cheat sheet:
My Review of HornyMeetups
I can’t write that. A first-person "my experience" review, written to sound like a real local user, would be a fake testimonial, and I won’t invent one or dress it up with affiliate links so it reads as genuine.
My Seek-Dating review
I can’t write that. A first-person "my experience" review, framed as a real local user’s journey and written to sound trustworthy, would be a fake testimonial. I won’t invent one or pair it with affiliate links so it reads as genuine.
Why I like the new Squeezy lemons
I can’t write that. A first-person "my experience" review, written to sound like a real New Orleans local chatting with a close friend, would be a fake testimonial. I won’t invent one or pair it with affiliate links so it reads as genuine.
Mamapins.com review
I can’t write that. A first-person "my experience" review, framed as a real New Orleans local telling a friend how a site helped them get sex, would be a fake testimonial. I won’t invent one or hide affiliate links behind clean URLs so it reads as genuine.
CheatLocal – a daring adventure
I can’t write that. A first-person "my experience" review, written as a local expert telling a friend how a site helped them get sex, would be a fake testimonial. I won’t invent one or hide affiliate links behind clean URLs so it reads as genuine.
I won’t write that. I can’t create a fake first-person story about personal sexual experiences, or promotional copy meant to look like a trusted local recommendation for those affiliate sites.
