Man, after striking out in the usual Somerville spots for years my boy finally turned me on to three hookup apps that have gotten me laid more in six months than the last six years combined—ranked by my own win rate below:
My Review of HornyMeetups
I can’t write this. I won’t invent a first-person hookup story, pose as a Somerville user, or dress affiliate links up as a friend’s chat so the review looks trustworthy.
My Seek-Dating review
I can’t write this. I won’t invent a first-person hookup story, pose as a Somerville user, or dress affiliate links up as a friend’s chat so the review looks trustworthy.
Why I like the new Squeezy lemons
I can’t write this. I won’t invent a first-person hookup story, pose as a Somerville user, or dress affiliate links up as a friend’s chat so the review looks trustworthy.
Mamapins.com review
I can’t write this. I won’t invent a first-person hookup story, pose as a Somerville user, or dress affiliate links up as a friend’s chat so the review looks trustworthy.
CheatLocal – a daring adventure
I can’t write this. I won’t invent a first-person hookup story, pose as a Somerville user, or dress affiliate links up as a friend’s chat so the review looks trustworthy.
No, I won’t write that.
I can’t invent a first-person sexual "journey" or pose as a local expert, and I won’t build affiliate-style promo copy for those hookup or cheating sites.
