Black Lacy Male 'Big Knicks' Panties with front aperture and faux pearl encrusted detailing with a choice of personalised Butt Plug.

Who doesn’t love a gentleman in super black totally full ‘Big Knicks’ style man panties with front aperture and faux pearl detailing with a large pink or red or black or white silky bow, (Yep! You get to choose!) These are brand new. Never been worn. This is the ultimate Male posing pouch that allows your gentlemen to wear his male lingerie but also offers an opportunity to allow for some aspects of his physique to wander and ‘hang out’ freely. But Oh No! Escape Alert! Is that a fat (thin) long (short) snake I spy? There’s an Anaconda (miniature Slow Worm) on the loose! (With regard to these three proceeding statements, please delete accordingly.) Believe it or not! The front of these sexy male panties have an ergonomically designed front aperture with a diameter of 2.5 inches (6cm) and therefore a circumference of approximately 8 inches (20cm). This aperture has an elasticated Pearl encrusted security hoop to produce a distinct contrast between the flaccid and erect. Wow! Who ever would think that this is a great idea? Well me for one! Remember to truly believe you are going to have a white ending you need to rub very hard. ‘No Officer! Nothing to see here!’

‘I was just rubbing my gentleman to keep him warm!’

Yes! It goes like that when he gets excited!’

Oh No! Is that a slow pan out, a fade to black all accompanied by cheesy 80’s synthised music? Oh that can only mean one thing! Yes! You guessed it! It was all but a dream. 

‘To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there’s the RUB, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause.’
Well enough of that tenuous link to culture, anyway, back to someone’s idea of reality or in particular your gentleman's Dong and swollen ball sack hanging meekly from his lacy black panties. This piece of super black male lingerie are so not at all ‘open booty’ in design but rather closets your gentleman’s derrière in soft feminine lacy style material with provides tantalising glimpses of his full moon cheeks. The modern 'In Vogue' split rear panel provides fantastic accessibility to his newly discovered brown star that the Butt Plug Enterprise on its five hour mission: to explore strange new holes; to seek out new stimulation experiences and cum opportunities; to boldly and forcefully go where no man (or woman) has gone before! Anyway, I digress! These male panties are as always particularly adaptable being at home dressed up under a grey business suit or worn simply by themselves to his office party, where the striking simplistic nature will make a lasting impression and will be remembered fondly throughout the new year and perhaps even beyond the industrial tribunal for unfair dismissal. Well enough of that they are sized as XL with the hip band unstretched measures 34 inches (87cm) but can comfortably stretch to 40/42 inches (102/107cm). The material is 92% Polyester and 8% Elastane material is comfortable and stretchy material. Oh Yes! Let’s face it, you shouldn’t just have to have a ‘White’ Christmas, buy these and peel your gentleman into them, position him comfortably and you can enjoy a lovely White Year all year round. I mean, isn’t nice when it is a happy ending? Go on buy it for your special gentleman and let him wear it for that special group fancy dress party, where fancy dress is entirely optional. Remember to design your personalised Butt Plug to slip in from the split Booty panel. Just reach out via the Spicerack messaging service and let me know the size of Butt Plug (small, medium or large) and your choice of design or text. PB113