Black Male ' lacy Panties with front aperture and faux pearl encrusted detailing. Derrière access split for easy access to your gentleman's sphincter.
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Learn moreWho doesn’t love a gentleman in beautiful black 'Lacy' style man panties with front aperture and elasticated faux pearl detailing with a small white bow and super convenient split rear booty panel for easy access for any marine biologist’s amongst you to your gentleman's brown starfish. I mean, the phenomenon of the ‘Brown Starfish’ deserves to have more practical scientific research to be undertaken on them. Perhaps? This could be your opportunity using your gentleman as a scientific subject dressed in his ‘Black Male lacy Panties with front aperture and faux pearl encrusted detailing. Derrière access split for easy access to your gentleman's sphincter’ Interestingly enough, available now from, yes you guessed it GirlsOnTopAlways! You will need to be prepared to undertake many hours of practical research. To undertake close observation, detailed studied, use a variety of probing…
...Who doesn’t love a gentleman in beautiful black 'Lacy' style man panties with front aperture and elasticated faux pearl detailing with a small white bow and super convenient split rear booty panel for easy access for any marine biologist’s amongst you to your gentleman's brown starfish. I mean, the phenomenon of the ‘Brown Starfish’ deserves to have more practical scientific research to be undertaken on them. Perhaps? This could be your opportunity using your gentleman as a scientific subject dressed in his ‘Black Male lacy Panties with front aperture and faux pearl encrusted detailing. Derrière access split for easy access to your gentleman's sphincter’ Interestingly enough, available now from, yes you guessed it GirlsOnTopAlways! You will need to be prepared to undertake many hours of practical research. To undertake close observation, detailed studied, use a variety of probing techniques and have a genuine passion and love of your work. So now we are ready, we will begin! First get your gentleman to lean forward slightly and sit comfortably behind him and watch as his intergluteral cleft, gently opens and you get your first glimpse of the intriguing Brown Starfish through the slit of his black lingerie. Watch closely how it slowly pulsates, alternating between contracting and dilating as if sensing your presence and communicating it's welcome. Now you must lean slowly forward and observe closely the intricacies of each fold and crinkle, breathe deeply the intense musky odour so reminiscent of defecating ecstasy. Now to undertake it's virginal probe! Some experts would advocate a gentle kiss technique indicting your gentle intensions, others advocate a more intrusive pleasurable process using your tongue to moisten and help breach the powerful ring of sphincter muscles barring unauthorised access. Other more dominant research assistants suggest that it is important to readily establish an authoritative stance by using a finger(s) or if they have access to their favourite 'strap-on' to offer the dildo up to the pulsating 'Brown Starfish' and forcibly thrust forward and go boldly go where no man or woman has gone before, These are voyages of the Brown Star Probe Enterprising! On it's five hour mission to discover new sensations, seek out new anal delights. And now the patient is drawn slowly back to reality and we are in the dimension of reality we call 'life'.
These are brand new. Never been worn. This is the ultimate Male posing pouch that allows your gentlemen to wear his male lingerie but also offers an opportunity to allow for some aspects of his physique to wander and ‘hang out’ freely. But Oh No! Escape Alert! Is that a fat (thin) long (short) snake I spy? There’s an Anaconda (miniature Slow Worm) on the loose! (With regard to these three proceeding statements, please delete accordingly.) Believe it or not! The front of these sexy male panties have an ergonomically designed front aperture with a diameter of 2 inches (5cm) and therefore a circumference of approximately 6 inches (15cm). This aperture has an elasticated Pearl encrusted security hoop to produce a distinct contrast between the flaccid and erect. Wow! Who ever would think that this is a great idea? Well me for one! Remember to truly believe you are going to have a happy white ending you need to rub very hard. ‘No Officer! Nothing to see here!’
‘I was just rubbing my gentleman to keep him warm!’
Yes! It goes like that when he gets excited!’
Oh No! Is that a slow pan out, a fade to black all accompanied by cheesy 80’s synthised music? Oh that can only mean one thing! Yes! You guessed it! It was all but a dream.
‘To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there’s the RUB, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause.’
Well enough of that tenuous link to culture, anyway, back to someone’s idea of reality or in particular your gentleman's Dong and swollen ball sack hanging meekly from his black panties. This piece of super black male lingerie benefits from this year's in vogue fashion trend for gentlemen of a split rear access panel, running vertically from the rear hip band to his crotch area. Demarcated at the beginning and end of this slit with black silky bows, which sign post the access panel, drawing the eye and guiding your fingers to explore the nooks and crevices of your gentleman's derrière. Anyway, I digress! These male panties are as always particularly adaptable being at home dressed up under a grey business suit or worn simply by themselves to his office party, where the striking simplistic nature will make a lasting impression and will be remembered fondly throughout the new year and perhaps even beyond the industrial tribunal for unfair dismissal. Well enough of that they are sized as XL with the hip band unstretched measures 33 inches (84cm) but can comfortably stretch to 38/40 inches (97/102cm). The material is 92% Polyester and 8% Elastane material is comfortable and stretchy material. Go on buy it for your special gentleman and let him wear it for that special group fancy dress party, where fancy dress is entirely optional. PB112
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