Male White Posing Pouch Lacy Panties With Personalised Metal Text & Miniature Woollen Bobble Hat! Yes! Absolutely! You and Your Gentleman get to select the text!
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Learn moreHark! Thou dost inquire what love might be? Prithee, let us ponder a morn both chill and frosted o'er, wherein virgin snow lieth deep, casting a wondrous, piercing sheen round about. And lo, within this wintry tableau, picture we then thy gentleman, arrayed in naught save his lacy, white posing drawers—adorned with thy very own letters of shining rhinestone—and perched upon his frontmost pouch, a dainty woolen bobble hat, is to lament the wither'd valor and shrivel'd mettle of his manhood, for it is truly shrunken to the bone. For Verily I behold this lamentable truth: By winter's chill, the measure of of man's pride doth shrink apace.
Oh Yes Please and Thank You, I'm miraculously drawn back from the final period of the Tudor dynasty! Or similar timeframe of your choosing. Okay, so you are considering purchasing these white lacy male posing pouch panties for your gentleman and…
...Hark! Thou dost inquire what love might be? Prithee, let us ponder a morn both chill and frosted o'er, wherein virgin snow lieth deep, casting a wondrous, piercing sheen round about. And lo, within this wintry tableau, picture we then thy gentleman, arrayed in naught save his lacy, white posing drawers—adorned with thy very own letters of shining rhinestone—and perched upon his frontmost pouch, a dainty woolen bobble hat, is to lament the wither'd valor and shrivel'd mettle of his manhood, for it is truly shrunken to the bone. For Verily I behold this lamentable truth: By winter's chill, the measure of of man's pride doth shrink apace.
Oh Yes Please and Thank You, I'm miraculously drawn back from the final period of the Tudor dynasty! Or similar timeframe of your choosing. Okay, so you are considering purchasing these white lacy male posing pouch panties for your gentleman and thinking of the personalised metal text sewn onto the hip band. Well let us hope so, for why else would one spend an element of your life reading this? So, the text illustrated is, yep you guessed it, is to illustrate the number of letters you could use in your personalised text! So let’s get your gentleman to count these together! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8, and 9, now this is where it gets difficult for him, 10, 11, 12! Well done! Obviously, I kept to 12 because I know that double digits can sometimes be a challenge to some gentlemen. Now remember it’s a guide not a commandment! If you have an idea for some text, reach out via the Spicerack messaging service and I’ll draft up your design, send you a photograph of your draft design and you can then decide to purchase or not. Anyway, back to the main event, your gentleman dressed only in his black asymmetrical shaped fishnet posing pouch panties. Honestly! Who could possibly say that this isn’t art? I mean, rumour has it, that Westminster Arts Society are considering commissioning a ‘living statue’ of a gentleman dressed only in white lingerie for the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square. Can you imagine your gentleman being compared to Nelson’s enormous column? Anyway, if you are interested in your gentleman being considered for this unique artistic opportunity, please contact Westminster Arts Society directly, but please remember you will need to supply your gentleman with a pair of white lingerie! Oh hang on a minute, how about these? These are brand new. Never been worn. This is the ultimate gift for your gentleman lover. The unstretched elasticated hip strap measures approximately 34 inches (87cm) with plenty of stretch, so comfortably fits you guys with hips around 40/42 inches (102/107cm)! Go on buy it and dare to wear it! PW18-1/1 Life is such fun. Happy Shopping! Best wishes, Nicky.
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Scroll to see more (1)This was a long shot because Nicky at the time didn't post to Australia, but a message and quick conversation about expenses and we were on track. the pro...
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