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Alien Invasion Rude Alien Statue “Flipping The Bird” 10″ H Shelf Sitter Figurine Funny Home or Garden Decoration - Cosmic Green
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Alien Invasion Rude Alien Statue “Flipping The Bird” 10″ H Shelf Sitter Figurine Funny Home or Garden Decoration - Cosmic Green

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$26.98
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* Rude Alien Statue: He’s not just angry, this ornery little Extraterrestrial is giving the middle finger to everything that upsets him! He’s flipping off the neighbor's cat, yappy dogs, any unwanted visitors – Alien or Otherwise!
* Funny Home & Garden Décor: Hilarious addition to your flower beds, porch, yard, home or office - anywhere you think it is appropriate! Funny gag gift for men and women. Just about anyone with an odd or offbeat sense of humor will laugh at this extraterrestrial figurine!
* Designed with a sturdy flat base bottom for stable easy positioning making him perfect for both indoor and outdoor decoration. Weather resistant and treated with a UV-Protectant for prolonged enjoyment.
* Each shelf sitter piece is hand painted with distressed finish. Special attention is given to his ‘known’ features, especially those long fingers, Alien eyes, and elongated extremities.
* Each Extraterrestrial ledge lounger figurine is 10″ tall and is crafted in a designer cold cast resin. Great details in the sculpting of face, hands and body of this John Bernard designed copyright protected US created Alien Figurine. Make him the focal point of your Home, Office, Garden or Patio Décor!
* The talk of any Office party! FUN gift not only for Alien Aficionados! Check out other styles and colors for a great collection and gift ideas.

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Returns and exchanges are gladly accepted within 30 days
Buyer is responsible for return shipping costs and any loss in value if an item isn't returned in original condition.

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Model wears size:AP 2 / UK 8 / US 4 / EU 36

Model height:5'9" / 175cm

SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
CHEST RANGE (CM) 87-91 92-96 97-101 102-107 108-113 114-119 120-125
WAIST RANGE (CM) 72-76 77-81 82-86 87-92 93-98 99-104 105-110
HIPS RANGE (CM) 87-91 92-96 97-101 102-107 108-113 114-119 120-125

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John Bernard & Company
Oakwood, GA Member Since 2024
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ABOUT John Bernard & Company
Meet Cosmos & Aurora and all their peeps! They came to Earth to chill and bring a little "Peace & Quiet" to our lives. Be part of their adventures and offer them a place to call HOME! Indoors and out, all these "legal" Aliens will bring joy to everyone they encounter!

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