So scientists have discovered a new brown hole! They are putting together a crack team of scientists to undertake a mission to visit this new phenomena. Anal: Often described as the final borderline sexual experience. These are the exploits of the Butt Plug 'Enterprising', on its five hour mission: to explore strange new brown holes; to seek out new life changing experiences and new civil anal relationships and to boldly go where no woman or man, or no man and woman if your into threesomes, has gone before. If you feel that this mission is something you are interested in, please complete an application detailing your relevant experiences and personal attributes that would be useful to the team planning this initial brown hole exploration! Remember, they are planning to get as close to it as possible and even possibly be able to touch it! If things go to plan, the Butt Plug shaped starship will even attempt an entry, probably needing to use its thrusters to slowly enter and they will of course be ready to apply reverse thrust to overcome the tremendous pressure from the brown holes sphincter type gravitational pull. So if you feel that you have the right kind of equipment to help and have extensive experiences of using your equipment in these tight situations, this is obviously for you.

Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry Doctor! These delusions just keep happening. Anyway, perhaps someone in the vast universe that we call America will be interested!

‘Anal Training in Progress’ Oh Yes! Remember the old adage ‘practice makes perfect’. This so true! You basically need to take every opportunity to hone your skills either giving and/or receiving. The more anal training you put in the greater reward you’ll get when you get it just spot on! Now, let’s be clear it’s practice, not practise! This is because practice in this old adage we have the conjugated verb ‘makes’ following it.

With Valentines Day fast approaching is your lover ready? Many aficionados believe you can’t stuff these annal lovers enough to make them moist and tender for the big day, especially if you are going to have lots of friends and partners partaking!
Okay, this one’s not for you, no problem perhaps your own designed custom medium sized Butt Plug. Tell me what text and or photograph you would like and I will see if I can assist.

Butt Plug Dimensions

‘Small Butt Plug’ - Okay this my small ‘Butt Plug’ great for easy wear or if you’re new to bottom play. It’s small enough to pop in easily but won’t pop out until you or someone else pops it out.
The dimensions of the ‘Small’ Butt Plug:
Overall length: 2.75 inches (68mm)
Insertable length: 2.5 inches (61mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1 inch (25mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.25 inches (31mm)
Weight: 1.6 ounces (43 grams)

‘Medium Butt Plug’ - Okay this is my medium ‘Butt Plug’ and probably the most popular. A safe bet for many, not too big so that you probably won’t end up gaping like a porn star but provides that little bit more stretch on insertion and a fuller feeling as you’re wearing it. Great for those who are developing a love of all things anal and are destined for being labelled as having a blue ribbon bottom.

The dimensions of the ‘Medium’ Butt Plug:
Overall length: 3.1 inches (81mm)
Insertable length: 2.9 inches (74mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1.4 inches (32mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.25 inches (31mm)
Weight: 2.9 ounces (82 grams)

‘Large Butt Plug’ - Okay this is my large ‘Butt Plug’ but honestly don’t get too worried! It isn’t baseball sized but it’s great for those who like more gentle stretching and that fuller feel. Perhaps it’s good for prep for one of those special Fuck Fest parties where preparation is so, so important.
Anyway, if size is your thing! Then go for this one! It won’t disappoint.

The dimensions of the ‘Large’ Butt Plug:

Overall length: 3.6 inches (90mm)
Insertable length: 3.25 inches (86mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1.6 inches (38mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.6 inches (40mm)
Weight: 4.7 ounces (134 grams)
Many thanks,
Nicky