Real Penises

Real Penises

Because REAL is better than generic!
Hayward, CA, United States
Member Since 2025

About Real Penises

Why Real Penises? There's just something hotter about using a real person's penis instead of a generic mass-produced dildo. All of my products are custom made by me, one at a time. I'm an exhibitionist and a swinger. I've always been proud of my penis and enjoyed sharing it with people. When I realized I could make copies of it and sell them online as a side gig, I was hooked! I hope you enjoy my penis. :) Feel free to reach out with any questions, requests, customs, etc: [email protected]

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FAQs: Q: Can I cancel my order? A: Orders may be cancelled if they have not shipped yet. Q: Can you ship discreetly? A: Yes, there will be no mention of contents or the name "Real Penises" on the package. Q: Are these really based on someone's penis? A: Yes, I'm the shop proprietor and they are all made from my penis. Q: Do you make products from any other penises? A: No, these are all me. But I'm open to it at some point if I find the right partner. Q: How did you make these? A: I started with the store-bought clone kit, then branched out into getting my own supplies and custom making them even better. Q: What are your dildos made from? Do they feel real? A: They are all made out of platinum grade silicone, colored with mica powder. They don't exactly feel like real flesh, but they feel pretty good I'm told. They are flexible and bendable. Q: How big is your penis? A: I am about 7.5" long and 5.5" in girth. Some of the dildos are varying sizes, but the latest versions come closest to capturing my full size. Q: Do you have any with the balls included? A: Not for sale yet. I have experimented with doing that and gotten mixed results, though I think I've figured it out better now. Costs would be higher because it uses a lot more material. If I get steady business here, I will try it out. If you're interested, contact me directly and we can discuss it. Q: What if I don't like it? A: I haven't had a single complaint yet. But we can work something out if you're really not satisfied. Q: Can you ship internationally outside the U.S.? A: At this time, no.
Due to sanitary concerns, we cannot accept returned products. However, we will provide a replacement item or refund if you are not satisfied.