‘Green Lotus’ exudes a calming and peaceful influence over any space it is displayed in. More peaceful than a Zen garden – but when you’re not a basic bitch! No ‘live, laugh love’ around here!

This A6 size card has been designed with you in mind – we know there is nothing worse than trying to write on shiny card with a lovely gel pen just to find it smudges and never dries! So we’ve found the perfect combination using True Print card - a lovely shiny front combined with a matte finish on the inside. Huzzah!

We’ve also left our cards blank for you to write your own message for any occasion – a birthday, anniversary, invitation, thank you note or perhaps something a little steamier! 

If you’ve found yourself cutting the timing a bit short, we can hand-write or print your own personalised message and send your card directly to the recipient (don’t worry – it takes a lot to make us blush!).

We love sending out our kinky cards for special occasions and sentiments. If you’re looking for something a little more substantial or special however, some of our card designs are also available as limited edition prints. Each one is signed, numbered and dated - and when they’re gone, they’re gone! Head on over to our ‘prints’ section for a browse. 

— PROCESSING AND DELIVERY TIMES — 

Please note that we are based in the UK. Though you may be used to being shafted … and not in the fun way … by extortionate international shipping costs, we endeavour to keep costs as low as possible. 

We aim to process most orders within 1-2 working days. Estimated shipping times after processing are 6-9 working days (Monday to Friday).

Print to order items will take a little longer but anything larger than A3 will be printed in the USA to save time on shipping!

If you have spent over $35 you will receive a tracking number for your order. You can keep an eye on updates in your emails from Royal Mail. 

If your package is taking longer than expected, please get in touch and we will be happy to follow up. 

— FURTHER INFO — 

We love our titillating content but respect that you might not want your neighbour to catch a glimpse of your shopping ventures! So rest assured that your purchase will be delivered in discreet packaging. 

Yes, we do offer commissions! Creating the perfect bespoke artwork that is inherently personal and individual for you is something we love to do and is important to us. So drop us an email and we can discuss your vision. Current lead times are around 4 – 6 weeks to complete, though do get in touch if you need it sooner and I will see what I can do. 

Our email is [email protected] – we look forward to hearing from you. 

— PLEASE NOTE — 

Sometimes, things occur that we are just not able to have control over (which is unusual for us …), and as such we cannot be held responsible for any minor delays in delivery when your purchase has left our hands. However, we will always endeavour to try to work things through to ensure a stress-free shopping experience with us. Holiday shipping times may increase from our expected 6-9 working days. In the lead up to Christmas we aim to ship next day but please keep this in mind when it comes to buying gifts.