Jolly Giant's Johnson - Penis Candle
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Jolly Giant's Johnson - Penis Candle

$29.00
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$29.00

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Did this used to belong to a Jolly Giant? I don't know, but it's big enough! Incredibly lifelike and detailed candle molded directly from my penis! Large, thick, veiny, and beautiful!  Measures 7" long and 5.5" in circumference. Handmade with soy wax that burns safer and cleaner. Extra long wick extends through the entire length. Already made, sold as-is.

Use caution when lighting candle. Do not leave unattended. Keep away from pets, children, and flammable objects. Recommended to put candle in a dish before lighting to isolate any wax runoff.

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Meet Your Maker

Real Penises
Hayward, CA
Member Since 2025

About Real Penises

Why Real Penises? There's just something hotter about using a real person's penis instead of a generic mass-produced dildo. All of my products are custom made by me, one at a time, molded from my own penis. I hope you enjoy them! :) New here, but previously sold on Etsy, eBay, and my own website. Many satisfied customers, zero complaints! Feel free to reach out with any questions, requests, customs, etc. -Hung Nerd

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