Slimer reminded us of that loveable ghost and his green color! Incredibly lifelike and detailed candle molded directly from my penis! Large, thick, veiny, and beautiful! Measures 6.5" long and 5.25" in circumference (not full size). Handmade with soy wax that burns safer and cleaner. Extra long wick extends through the entire length. Already made, sold as-is.
Use caution when lighting candle. Do not leave unattended. Keep away from pets, children, and flammable objects. Recommended to put candle in a dish before lighting to isolate any wax runoff.
...Slimer reminded us of that loveable ghost and his green color! Incredibly lifelike and detailed candle molded directly from my penis! Large, thick, veiny, and beautiful! Measures 6.5" long and 5.25" in circumference (not full size). Handmade with soy wax that burns safer and cleaner. Extra long wick extends through the entire length. Already made, sold as-is.
Use caution when lighting candle. Do not leave unattended. Keep away from pets, children, and flammable objects. Recommended to put candle in a dish before lighting to isolate any wax runoff.
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