Faux Patent Gentleman's Posing Pouch with Dong and Scrotum aperture and faux pearl encrusted detailing & Bow. Open Booty rear styling for 'Over Knee'

It’s probably linked to Newton’s gravitational laws of physics but these Faux Leather man panties have the property that results in the more gentleman equipment they contain, the more gentleman equipment appears visible to the naked eye, honestly no telescope required. Extensive research undertaken by NASA, has shown that a statistical valid correlation exists, whereby the combination of length, girth and weight, work together to exert gravitational pressures on specific areas of these black patent leather man panties, these stresses are particularly noticeable around the front aperture allowing your gentleman's flaccid equipment to hang out loosely and then just imagine if he gets excited! Erect and hard, balls swinging freely all framed in an elasticated faux pearl encrusted aperture! NASA researchers are now hoping to extend their initial findings to factor in other variables, such as excitement levels and are looking for additional volunteers to participate in a practical program of scientific research. Candidates who are interested should contact… (to slow fade and pan up and out to wide angle) Oh! It was all a dream! Well okay! We all dream! So slowly returning to someone’s idea of reality, the unstretched elasticated hip strap measures approximately 28 inches (86cm) with some stretch, so comfortably fits you guys with hips around 36-38 inches (91/97cm). The front aperture is 1 3/4 inches (5cm) in diameter and therefore the circumference is approximately 6 inches (15cm). The faux pearl detailing on this product is strung on an elasticated hoop around the front aperture. These black patent leather minimalistic male panties benefit from a near ‘in vogue’ ‘Open Booty’ style that provides your gentleman with both comfort and lends itself to many, many applications. Why not add a set of three (Small, Medium and Large) personalised Butt Plugs that will provide additional security. Just reach out on the Spicerack messaging service to let me know what design you would like on the base of each of your three (Small, Medium and Large)Butt Plug bases Go on buy it and wear it! Oh! And remember! Don’t actually reach out to NASA, better to buy these male panties first and then let NASA contact you directly… PB103 -1/3