ENTERPRISING Butt Plug Custom Butt Plug Gift! 'Anal Training In Progress’, a good old fashioned intergalactic anal rogering

So scientists have discovered a new brown hole! They are putting together a crack team of scientists to undertake a mission to visit this new phenomena. Anal: Often described as the final borderline sexual experience. These are the exploits of the Butt Plug 'Enterprising', on its five hour mission: to explore strange new brown holes; to seek out new life changing experiences and new civil anal relationships and to boldly go where no woman or man, or no man and woman if your into threesomes, has gone before. If you feel that this mission is something you are interested in, please complete an application detailing your relevant experiences and personal attributes that would be useful to the team planning this initial brown hole exploration! Remember, they are planning to get as close to it as possible and even possibly be able to touch it! If things go to plan, the Butt Plug shaped starship will even attempt an entry, probably needing to use its thrusters to slowly enter and they will of course be ready to apply reverse thrust to overcome the tremendous pressure from the brown holes sphincter type gravitational pull. So if you feel that you have the right kind of equipment to help and have extensive experiences of using your equipment in these tight situations, this is obviously for you.

Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry Doctor! These delusions just keep happening. Anyway, perhaps someone in the vast universe that we call America will be interested!

‘Anal Training in Progress’ Oh Yes! Remember the old adage ‘practice makes perfect’. This so true! You basically need to take every opportunity to hone your skills either giving and/or receiving. The more anal training you put in the greater reward you’ll get when you get it just spot on! Now, let’s be clear it’s practice, not practise! This is because practice in this old adage we have the conjugated verb ‘makes’ following it.

With Valentines Day fast approaching is your lover ready? Many aficionados believe you can’t stuff these anal lovers enough to make them moist and tender for the big day, especially if you are going to have lots of friends and partners partaking!
Okay, this one’s not for you, no problem perhaps your own designed custom medium sized Butt Plug. Tell me what text and or photograph you would like and I will see if I can assist.

So, after rigorous exploration and hard work you have introduced your gentleman to the delights of anal play. So the next stage is to design and construct a series of specialised craft capable of travelling to the entrance of his newly discovered brown star. Once in the vicinity the specialised personalised Butt Plug craft will nudge slowly up to the very opening. And yet on the very verge of entry, it will pause and we switch to a disembodied, voiceover narration, designed to perhaps provide valuable context, critical insights, and all designed to enrich the assemble audience's enjoyment. Oh and of course to make your gentleman wait and to build up the tension of 'first contact'. So here we go: "These are the voyages of the Butt Plug Enterprise on its five hour mission: to explore strange new holes; to seek out new stimulation experiences and cum opportunities; to boldly and forcefully go where no man (or woman) has gone before." Then one nice firm push and plop it's in and stimulation process can begin in Ernest or if your gentleman is not called Ernest, the stimulation can begin in earnest. Now remember, a five hour mission is a long time even if in space no one can here you scream! Thrust and reverse thrust is often required with these Butt Plug Starships. 

'I'm giving him all I've got, Captain!' 

'Scotty! We need more thrust!'

'I've giv'n him all we've got, Captain, an' I canna give him no more!'

Obviously with the Butt Plug Enterprise's warp drive anal stimulation your gentleman's prostrate may become over excited and thus you'll need to be prepared for an unexpected discharge!

'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.' 

'It looks to me, looking down at the front of my gentleman, that he is venting something. He's venting something out into space. It's a fluid, it looks rich and creamy, and yes it's dripping!' 

'Okay now, let's everybody keep cool, we've got the Butt Plug still securely inserted and if we position ourselves on our knees in front of him, we should be able to catch the fluid he's venting and perhaps swallow it.'

'Let's solve the problem but let's not make it any worse by guessing.'

Okay! Here’s the deal! You get the full set of three Butt Plugs! A Small Butt Plug, a Medium Butt Plug and oh yes! A large Butt Plug! Yep! I make up your three designs and then send them 'Post' free to you in the 'US of A'. Now surely, when one considers that the current population of the states is around 345 million, there's someone out there that things that this is truly a Great British offer! Oh come on, live life and give it a try!

You get to design the text and/or photograph to go on the base of each of your personal Butt Plugs.
The base flange of the ‘Small’ and ‘Medium’ Butt Plugs are 1.1 (22mm) inches in diameter with the ‘Large’ Butt Plug having a base flange diameter of 1.5 inches (40mm).

Reach out via the Spicerack messaging service with your ideas and I’ll produce a variety of drafts for your consideration prior to you actually deciding to place an order or not.
If you decide to go ahead I’ll print out your design on photographic paper, cut and stick the design to the pre-filled Butt Plug base and then apply at least three coats of clear resin.

The resin flows to the very edge of the Butt Plug flange so provides a water proof seal to the design. The resin obviously helps protect your design, deepens the colour and adds depth.

I have tested other Butt Plugs I have produced by placing them in water for 10 minutes or so and there was no water ingress. But as with all insertable sex toys hygiene is very important so I would advise all of my Butt Plugs be cleaned using antibacterial wet wipes on each occasion of use.

I have a wide experience of selling these personalised Butt Plugs, particularly on another online site prior to their introduction of restrictions on what they would allow on their site.

If you have any questions, please reach out via the Spicerack massaging service.
Happy shopping,
Girls On Top Always - Nicky

Butt Plug Dimensions
‘Small Butt Plug’ - Okay this my small ‘Butt Plug’ great for easy wear or if you’re new to bottom play. It’s small enough to pop in easily but won’t pop out until you or someone else pops it out. Think about a couple of fingers smoothly penetrating your never regions, sliding in and out, feel that little bit of sphincter stretching. Yep! That's about it.

The dimensions of the ‘Small’ Butt plug:
Overall length: 2.75 inches (68mm)
Insertable length: 2.5 inches (61mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1 inch (25mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.25 inches (31mm)
Weight: 1.6 ounces (43 grams)

‘Medium Butt Plug’ - Okay this is my medium ‘Butt Plug’ and probably the most popular. A safe bet for many, not too big so that you probably won’t end up gaping like a porn star but provides that little bit more stretch on insertion and a fuller feeling as you’re wearing it. Great for those who are developing a love of all things anal and are destined for being labelled as having a blue ribbon bottom. This one works really nice both with wet and dry insertions. Time is of the essence with this one and the ability to set aside a lazy couple of hours with your legs spread wide and time to saviour the stretch of your anal sphincter, contracting and relaxing as the Butt Plug teases it's way in and out! 

The dimensions of the ‘Medium’ Butt Plug:

Overall length: 3.1 inches (81mm)
Insertable length: 2.9 inches (74mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1.4 inches (32mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.25 inches (31mm)
Weight: 2.9 ounces (82 grams)

‘Large Butt Plug’ - Okay this is my large ‘Butt Plug’ but honestly don’t get too worried! It isn’t baseball sized but it’s great for those who like more gentle stretching and that fuller feel. Perhaps it’s good for prep for one of those special Fuck Fest parties where preparation is so, so important.
Anyway, if size is your thing! Then go for this one! It won’t disappoint. Obviously with 'Anal Gaping' being considered as an Olympic sport this is your 'go to Butt Plug'. This is a great anal training aid and you'll find that if you put the hours in with this Butt Plug those weekend Fuck Festivals will be an absolute doddle even if there's a constant queue of Plumber Guy clients eager to use their massive tools and undertake a thorough back passage rodding.

The dimensions of the ‘Large’ Butt Plug:

Overall length: 3.6 inches (90mm)
Insertable length: 3.25 inches (86mm)
Insertable widest diameter: 1.6 inches (38mm)
Base flange diameter: 1.6 inches (40mm)
Weight: 4.7 ounces (134 grams)

Thanks,
Nicky