Description

Recently rediscovered, and with its origin still unknown, learned people are once again arguing about why and how this artefact was made. Carved from solid gold, it's distinctly phallic shape is covered with symbolics that seem to tell the story of its own making, and despite there is obvious evidence that someone tried to destroy this proof of ancient craftmanship, the intricate details remain surprisingly unharmed. The bend, which was clearly not included in the original design of the mysterious makers, might actually have improved the overall shape when it comes to the perceived intended purpose of the sculpture. It remains to be seen if the crowd-sourcing attempt of research is able to reveal more of the artefact's nebulous history, but nonetheless, it is a valid approach. Copies are now available for the ambitious home researcher, or simply for anyone who wants to experience this ancient object for themselves.

Introducing the Defiled Golden Idol! This dented and dinged-up dong boasts the larger size of the two Golden Idols, with a very rewarding angular bend two thirds of the way up its detailed and textured length and a base with the shape of unworked metal.

Dimensions (Defiled, Large):
Total length: 25 cm
Usable length: 22.5 cm
Diameter of shaft (largest): 5.5 cm
Diameter of shaft (smallest): 5.1 cm
Diameter of tip: 6 cm

Returns Policy

Due to the nature of our products, returns cannot usually be accepted. If you have a problem that means the product is, for lack of a better term, 'non-functional', please send us a message so we can remedy the issue.

We're not assholes, don't worry - we'll do our best to make it right if there's a problem.

Size & Fit

Model wears size:AP 2 / UK 8 / US 4 / EU 36

Model height:5'9" / 175cm

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