Shipping policy
Packaging and Shipping:
All orders ship in a plain brown box from "YM LABS." Nothing indicates that it is a sex toy. International orders will indicate "silicone sculpture" for customs declaration.
Carbon Footprint:
As of 2023, our production facility in California is solar-powered. We source all of our materials from US-based suppliers. Our toys are never wrapped in plastic, but instead come with a YiffMonkey cotton bag for storage. We pack all boxes with recyclable paper.
Custom colors and personalized orders:
Most of our items are made-to-order and can be customized by color and firmness. For custom colors, densities, glow options, or other variables, visit our website at yiffmonkey.com
Production Time:
YiffMonkey is a two-human operation. Just two of us design and make everything we sell and also handle all the web operations, packing/shipping/photographing/social media and customer support. As of 2024, most orders take 1-5 business days to complete and drop off at the post office. We maintain stock on standard items as much as possible so that we can ship them to you quickly.
We do our best to meet the published production times but can occasionally be off by a day or two. Thank you for understanding!
What are the differences between each of the firmness options?
We offer a firmness sample kit for $10 that includes a $10 coupon for your first order.
As of 2024, we offer 3 main firmnesses, and most toys are made in either our Medium (OO-50) or Dual-Density (soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core for a more "realistic" sensation). On the Shore hardness scale, our Soft is OO-20, Medium-Firm is OO-50, and Firm is 10A. We also offer two additional options that can be special ordered: Extra Firm is 20A and Super Squish is OO-10. Dual-density is soft on the outside and firm or extra firm on the inside.
We only offer dual-density or split-density on toys that we think are more pleasurable with that option, however most toys can be custom-ordered in split density.
Sizing details:
We list our toys using a S/M/L/XL reference scale, but we realize this sort of sizing can be arbitrary (what I consider to be small, my partner considers to be large for example), so we also have a photograph in each toy's description next to a standard US 12-oz soda can and list detailed measurements of each toy below its description. We round measurements to the nearest 1/4 in (or 1/2 cm).
Care instructions:
All toys are hand-washed before they ship to you, but always clean your toy before and after using it (including the first time!). We recommend antibacterial soap and the hottest water you can comfortably use. Toys are dishwasher-safe, but superheated "sanitize" modes could leave indentations on the toy, so we recommend only using the top rack if you choose to wash in a dishwasher.
We recommend only using quality water-based (liquid or powder like FFausten) or oil-based (elbow grease, etc). While silicone lubes will not harm our toys, they are not recommended for use on any toys as the qualities of silicone lube make it very hard to fully remove, making it a less sanitary option.
We include a cotton bag with your toy for storage and recommend always storing the toy in its bag.
Wholesale availability:
We happily accept wholesale inquiries. Contact info@yiffmonkey.com for all wholesale inquiries.
Do you accept returns or refunds?
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we unfortunately cannot accept returns. Non-custom orders can be cancelled before they ship. Custom color or add-on (vac-u-lock, etc) orders cannot be canceled after 12 hours or once they are in production.
If you notice a defect with your product, contact us right away and we will be happy to take care of it.
We understand ordering a toy that is too big can be frustrating, however we do list measurements at the bottom of the toy description and also photograph each toy next to a standard US 12-oz soda can. When in doubt, we recommend going with the smaller option if you're not sure which size to go with.
Which firmness will I like?
Order our firmness sample kit! Or read on:
The Shore Firmnesses of our raw materials are: Super Squish: OO10 / Soft: OO20 / Medium: OO50 / Firm: 10A / Extra Firm: 20A -- actual firmnesses will vary slightly from these numbers.
"Super Squish" is very squishy like a fresh gummy bear. "Soft" will squish and bend under pressure quite a bit. Medium is closer to the standard firmness most fantasy toy companies use. Firm is probably closest to an old hard latex dildo, with a little more softness to it. Extra firm has almost no give at all, similar to a hard bouncy ball.
Dual-Density is a soft outer skin with firm inner core, and on toys that it is available on, it is always our favorite option. We also offer split-density options, and most toys can be ordered with a custom density split.
Shipping outside of the US:
Since 2020, we can no longer guarantee international shipping times. Most countries we ship to are experiencing delays, but all toys have eventually arrived or been replaced by us or our partners.
All orders ship in a plain brown box from "YM LABS." Nothing indicates that it is a sex toy. International orders will indicate "silicone sculpture" for customs declaration.
Carbon Footprint:
As of 2023, our production facility in California is solar-powered. We source all of our materials from US-based suppliers. Our toys are never wrapped in plastic, but instead come with a YiffMonkey cotton bag for storage. We pack all boxes with recyclable paper.
Custom colors and personalized orders:
Most of our items are made-to-order and can be customized by color and firmness. For custom colors, densities, glow options, or other variables, visit our website at yiffmonkey.com
Production Time:
YiffMonkey is a two-human operation. Just two of us design and make everything we sell and also handle all the web operations, packing/shipping/photographing/social media and customer support. As of 2024, most orders take 1-5 business days to complete and drop off at the post office. We maintain stock on standard items as much as possible so that we can ship them to you quickly.
We do our best to meet the published production times but can occasionally be off by a day or two. Thank you for understanding!
What are the differences between each of the firmness options?
We offer a firmness sample kit for $10 that includes a $10 coupon for your first order.
As of 2024, we offer 3 main firmnesses, and most toys are made in either our Medium (OO-50) or Dual-Density (soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core for a more "realistic" sensation). On the Shore hardness scale, our Soft is OO-20, Medium-Firm is OO-50, and Firm is 10A. We also offer two additional options that can be special ordered: Extra Firm is 20A and Super Squish is OO-10. Dual-density is soft on the outside and firm or extra firm on the inside.
We only offer dual-density or split-density on toys that we think are more pleasurable with that option, however most toys can be custom-ordered in split density.
Sizing details:
We list our toys using a S/M/L/XL reference scale, but we realize this sort of sizing can be arbitrary (what I consider to be small, my partner considers to be large for example), so we also have a photograph in each toy's description next to a standard US 12-oz soda can and list detailed measurements of each toy below its description. We round measurements to the nearest 1/4 in (or 1/2 cm).
Care instructions:
All toys are hand-washed before they ship to you, but always clean your toy before and after using it (including the first time!). We recommend antibacterial soap and the hottest water you can comfortably use. Toys are dishwasher-safe, but superheated "sanitize" modes could leave indentations on the toy, so we recommend only using the top rack if you choose to wash in a dishwasher.
We recommend only using quality water-based (liquid or powder like FFausten) or oil-based (elbow grease, etc). While silicone lubes will not harm our toys, they are not recommended for use on any toys as the qualities of silicone lube make it very hard to fully remove, making it a less sanitary option.
We include a cotton bag with your toy for storage and recommend always storing the toy in its bag.
Wholesale availability:
We happily accept wholesale inquiries. Contact info@yiffmonkey.com for all wholesale inquiries.
Do you accept returns or refunds?
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we unfortunately cannot accept returns. Non-custom orders can be cancelled before they ship. Custom color or add-on (vac-u-lock, etc) orders cannot be canceled after 12 hours or once they are in production.
If you notice a defect with your product, contact us right away and we will be happy to take care of it.
We understand ordering a toy that is too big can be frustrating, however we do list measurements at the bottom of the toy description and also photograph each toy next to a standard US 12-oz soda can. When in doubt, we recommend going with the smaller option if you're not sure which size to go with.
Which firmness will I like?
Order our firmness sample kit! Or read on:
The Shore Firmnesses of our raw materials are: Super Squish: OO10 / Soft: OO20 / Medium: OO50 / Firm: 10A / Extra Firm: 20A -- actual firmnesses will vary slightly from these numbers.
"Super Squish" is very squishy like a fresh gummy bear. "Soft" will squish and bend under pressure quite a bit. Medium is closer to the standard firmness most fantasy toy companies use. Firm is probably closest to an old hard latex dildo, with a little more softness to it. Extra firm has almost no give at all, similar to a hard bouncy ball.
Dual-Density is a soft outer skin with firm inner core, and on toys that it is available on, it is always our favorite option. We also offer split-density options, and most toys can be ordered with a custom density split.
Shipping outside of the US:
Since 2020, we can no longer guarantee international shipping times. Most countries we ship to are experiencing delays, but all toys have eventually arrived or been replaced by us or our partners.
