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Description
The Lesser Common Spotted Dragon
[Draconis Varianis sub Greex]
First sighted along the west european creeks across Vienna by a Professor G. Rubin, the lesser common spotted dragon is rarely seen, often relying on dark and dank hideouts for its various social and isolated activities. This is what led the discoverer of this species to label them as the ‘lesser common’ spotted dragon, the first of which ever captured for study affectionately named ‘Greg’.
Only emerging for brief periods of time during the winter season, this spectacularly plumed dragon tends to take live prey in huge amounts, and stores it for the rest of the year. No theory regarding to what happens to those brought to the creature’s lair has so far been confirmed, however one method used by Professor Rubin to track down a member of the species was to listen on quiet nights for the echoey sounds of the beast’s solitary habits.
Presented here for your delectation is Greg, the Spotted Dragon! Through bulging sinew and subtle scales, he’ll be sure to curl your toes with pleasure. This model has been made by the wonderful Greex Bun, who graciously allowed us to use his work to bring you this sexy toy.
Measurements (Large):
Total length: 25.5cm
Total usable length: 23cm
Diameter of shaft (smallest): 5cm
Diameter of knot (largest): 7cm
[Draconis Varianis sub Greex]
First sighted along the west european creeks across Vienna by a Professor G. Rubin, the lesser common spotted dragon is rarely seen, often relying on dark and dank hideouts for its various social and isolated activities. This is what led the discoverer of this species to label them as the ‘lesser common’ spotted dragon, the first of which ever captured for study affectionately named ‘Greg’.
Only emerging for brief periods of time during the winter season, this spectacularly plumed dragon tends to take live prey in huge amounts, and stores it for the rest of the year. No theory regarding to what happens to those brought to the creature’s lair has so far been confirmed, however one method used by Professor Rubin to track down a member of the species was to listen on quiet nights for the echoey sounds of the beast’s solitary habits.
Presented here for your delectation is Greg, the Spotted Dragon! Through bulging sinew and subtle scales, he’ll be sure to curl your toes with pleasure. This model has been made by the wonderful Greex Bun, who graciously allowed us to use his work to bring you this sexy toy.
Measurements (Large):
Total length: 25.5cm
Total usable length: 23cm
Diameter of shaft (smallest): 5cm
Diameter of knot (largest): 7cm
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