BANANA passion Velvety Waterproof Sex Blanket — XL 79 × 79 in | Silent, Absorbent, Squirt-Proof Intimacy Throw for Couples | Reversible Double-Flannel

There's a reason you keep holding back. The towel slips. The "puppy pad" feels clinical. The old blanket isn't big enough, and the plastic-backed sheets sound like you're wrestling on a bin liner.

The BANANA passion Velvety Waterproof Blanket was designed to remove every one of those interruptions — so you can stop managing the mess and start enjoying it.

Built for couples who go all-in. At 79 × 79 inches (200 × 200 cm — a full square), this is our most generous size. It covers a Queen or King mattress with room to spare, which means you can roll, flip, kneel, squirt, bleed, spill and sprawl without ever finding yourself on a cold, exposed corner of sheet. Two grown adults have real estate. Three? Also fine.

Triple-layer, triple-job construction:

• Top layer — 220 GSM velvety flannel. Plush, warm, velvety-soft against bare skin. Absorbent enough to lock in liquid on contact so nothing pools, nothing runs off the edge.
• Middle layer — laminated TPU waterproof membrane. The silent barrier that actually works. No crinkle, no rustle, no plastic feel — just a completely leak-proof membrane that stops moisture reaching the mattress underneath. Vinyl-free and PVC-free, so there's no chemical smell and nothing sitting against your skin you wouldn't want there.
• Bottom layer — another 220 GSM velvety flannel. Identical to the top. Fully reversible — flip it, toss it down in a hurry, land on it any way, both sides feel the same. 440 GSM of flannel across the whole blanket is a genuinely luxurious weight.

What you can actually use it for (say what you mean — we're on Spice Rack): a squirt blanket, a period-sex blanket, a free-bleeding protector, a lube and oil catch-all, a massage throw, an anal play mat, a hotel-trip insurance blanket, a toy-clean-up layer, a morning-sex spare, or just a silently absorbent throw on the couch when the mood hits early. It also doubles as a very generous incontinence protector or pet-proof bed cover for non-bedroom hours.

Care is honest: machine wash warm, tumble dry low, and it comes out of the dryer soft, fluffy, and ready to go again. The TPU membrane is built for repeated washes — this isn't a "hand-wash only, delicate cycle, hang to dry" situation. It's built like bedding you'd actually use.

Certifications and build quality: OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified (tested for harmful substances — safe against sensitive skin and safe where it matters most), hypoallergenic, PVC-free, vinyl-free. Designed in Australia.

Stop apologising for the mess. Stop planning around it. Lay this down and enjoy the part you're actually here for.

FEATURES:

SILENT, SOAKED-PROOF PROTECTION FOR COUPLES WHO GO ALL-IN — A laminated TPU waterproof membrane locks every drop inside two plush layers of flannel, so your mattress, sheets and doona stay completely dry through squirting, period sex, free-bleeding, oil massages, toy clean-up, lube-heavy play or anything else you've been holding back on. Oversized 79 × 79 in (200 × 200 cm) gives two adults full Queen/King coverage with room to move.

VELVETY FLANNEL ON BOTH SIDES — REVERSIBLE, NO PLASTIC FEEL — Top and bottom are both premium 220 GSM flannel (440 GSM total) — warm, plush, and genuinely velvety against bare skin. Fully reversible: whichever way it lands, you're on the soft side. Zero crinkle, zero rustle, zero clinical "puppy pad" feel. Just warmth and quiet between you and your partner.

A REAL SQUIRT, PERIOD, AND FREE-BLEEDING BLANKET — Triple-layer construction is highly absorbent on contact, so liquid stays exactly where it lands instead of pooling, dripping off the edge, or running down the sheets. The TPU barrier blocks everything from reaching the mattress below. Works as a squirt blanket, period-sex throw, free-bleeding layer, massage blanket, anal play mat, incontinence protector, or any-time intimacy throw. Silent, discreet, effective.

MACHINE WASHABLE & OEKO-TEX CERTIFIED — Toss it in the wash on warm, tumble dry low, done. OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified, PVC-free, vinyl-free, hypoallergenic — safe on sensitive skin and built to survive hundreds of wash cycles without losing its softness or waterproofing. Deep, saturated colours conceal marks between washes, so it stays looking new for far longer than a towel ever will.

THE GIFT THAT ACTUALLY GETS USED — Anniversary, honeymoon, engagement, bachelorette, Valentine's, wedding, or a very deliberate self-purchase. Arrives in understated, gift-appropriate packaging (no billboards for the postman). Designed in Australia by BANANA passion — for the moments that actually matter.

COLOUR VARIANTS

1. Dark Grey

Dark Gray — the neutral that disappears into any bedroom. A quiet, sophisticated charcoal that reads "luxurious throw" by day and handles everything you throw at it by night. Conceals marks between washes, plays beautifully against white sheets, and looks deliberate on the end of any bed. The version you can leave out without explaining.

2. Black

Black — the no-questions-asked classic. The deepest, most forgiving shade in the collection. Marks, oils, lube and fluids vanish between washes. Reads as luxe hotel-quality bedding from across the room — which is exactly what it looks like when guests are over, and exactly what stops being the point the moment the door shuts. Timeless, sexy, unbothered.

3. Jodhpur Blue

Jodhpur Blue — rich, moody, and quietly confident. A saturated, inky indigo named for the blue-washed walls of Rajasthan — deep, warm, and slightly romantic. Soft enough to sleep on, striking enough to style a bed around, and deep enough in tone to conceal marks beautifully between washes. The most aesthetically interesting colour in the range, and the one most customers buy when they want the blanket to look intentional on the bed even when it's not in use. A beautiful option if black feels too severe and neutrals feel too safe — and it photographs gorgeously.

4. Midnight Plum

Midnight Plum — the sexiest shade we make. A deep, saturated plum-wine that reads black in low light and reveals a rich, velvety purple in the morning. Unapologetically adult, unmistakably romantic, and genuinely flattering against skin. If the rest of your bedroom is neutral, this is the colour that says "something happens here." Highly forgiving — marks and oils disappear completely between washes.