The Harfordil is a hands free device that will let you attach just about any flared base toy to a rolled up towel, pillow, chair, tree, thigh, or post and let you ride. With no need to attach a suction cup toy to that one flat surface that isn’t convenient, the Harfordil lets you comfortably use the toy how you want: soft, hard, thrusting, or grinding. Super helpful for people that don’t want to put it on a floor or wall. Perfect for people who are looking to ride but may have knee and hip flexibility pains that interfere with a toy mounted on a wall, floor, or plate.

The Harfordil will let you use your dildos, fantasy c*cks, plugs, cones, slinks, knotted, and ball-sack-having toys with new degrees of control and won’t require your knees or hips to be sacrificed for some pleasure.

The Harfordil is one of the most innovative, affordable, and discrete items in your toy box and is the 2024 must have gift for yourself. As always, ships in a plain box with no searchable labels on the outside.

FOUR sizes are now available! Sizing is based on a 1.5" (~4cm) diameter toy. As toy size goes up, available reach decreases.

POST is for narrow diameter fixtures like bed posts, basement columns, designed to let you ride a vertical element.
- Fixtures 8.5"-15" (21.5cm-38cm) circ or 2.7"-4.75" (6.9cm-12cm) dia.
- Toys up to 8"(20cm) circ. or 2.5" (6.5cm) dia.
- Verify the security of any fixture you attach to.