The Crafty Hedonist

The Crafty Hedonist

Sacramento, CA, United States
Member Since 2024
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About The Crafty Hedonist

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

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SizzleMeThisdf5bd
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Archangel
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Received in good condition, well packaged, good quality, and the colors are perfect ^w^
If it were just a tiny bit longer, it would be perfect :3
blueElf
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Iron Bull
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Fantastic toy! He's about the size I expected him to be - a little bigger than my previously biggest toy. Definitely manageable with a little warmup, but keep in mind that this is not a beginner toy by any means. The customer service from this shop was fantastic and I made a special request for the coloring to have it as close to Bull's skintone as possible and they did not disappoint! I will be buying from them again!
Curator22
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Kitsune
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Absolutely perfect! Wonderful communication, I asked about a few things, like discreet shipping and if a delivery notification was correct, and there was really quick and nice replies! It also shipped and delivered quick, in a discreet box, with a nice note explaining how to properly care for the item! Also the item had a heart shape on the bottom of the suction part, which was super cute to see, all in all this was is a delightful shop to order from
Anonymous
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Kitsune
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Absolutely perfect! Wonderful communication, I asked about a few things, like discreet shipping and if a delivery notification was correct, and there was really quick and nice replies! It also shipped and delivered quick, in a discreet box, with a nice note explaining how to properly care for the item! Also the item had a heart shape on the bottom of the suction part, which was super cute to see, all in all this was is a delightful shop to order from
Anonymous
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Kitsune
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Absolutely perfect! Wonderful communication, I asked about a few things, like discreet shipping and if a delivery notification was correct, and there was really quick and nice replies! It also shipped and delivered quick, in a discreet box, with a nice note explaining how to properly care for the item! Also the item had a heart shape on the bottom of the suction part, which was super cute to see, all in all this was is a delightful shop to order from
Anonymous
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Kitsune
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Absolutely perfect! Wonderful communication, I asked about a few things, like discreet shipping and if a delivery notification was correct, and there was really quick and nice replies! It also shipped and delivered quick, in a discreet box, with a nice note explaining how to properly care for the item! Also the item had a heart shape on the bottom of the suction part, which was super cute to see, all in all this was is a delightful shop to order from
Mackenzie
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Squishies
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Great purchase! This is great quality and the colors are perfect! It shipped quickly and is exactly as described!
Mackenzie
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Squishies
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Great purchase! This is great quality & the colors are gorgeous. It shipped quickly and is exactly as described!!
Hello! I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!
All of my toys are cast out of platinum grade silicone so they're medical safe, and I offer three different firmnesses. Ten firmness is my default for most toys outside of strokers, packers and grinders, and it feels like a flexed bicep. Five firmness is my default for grinders, and it feels like a unflexed bicep. Zero is my default for packers and strokers, and it feels like belly fat. If you have any questions, concerns or want recommendations, don't hesitate to ask!
I know mistakes happen, so if you made a order and need to cancel it, just let me know. As long as I haven't cast your toy or packaged it for shipping, I will cancel your order. All of my toys are shipped in sealed plastic gusset bags. For the sake of sanitation, I will only accept returns if the bag is unopened. If you have a issue with a order, please message me and I will try my best to help!