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From the USA:
To provide the fastest delivery possible, we ship from multiple U.S.-based warehouse locations employing American workers. Because different products ship from different facilities, orders may be split into multiple shipments.
Discreet Packaging:
We prioritize your privacy. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer mailers with no identifying marks or logos related to adult products.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times:
Delivery time is based on the shipping option selected at checkout. Please allow 24-48 hrs for order processing. Shipping timelines begin once your package receives its first carrier scan.
Premium Shipping: 1–3 business days
Express Shipping: 2–5 business days
Standard / Free Shipping: 3–7 business days
To provide the fastest delivery possible, we ship from multiple U.S.-based warehouse locations employing American workers. Because different products ship from different facilities, orders may be split into multiple shipments.
Discreet Packaging:
We prioritize your privacy. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer mailers with no identifying marks or logos related to adult products.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times:
Delivery time is based on the shipping option selected at checkout. Please allow 24-48 hrs for order processing. Shipping timelines begin once your package receives its first carrier scan.
Premium Shipping: 1–3 business days
Express Shipping: 2–5 business days
Standard / Free Shipping: 3–7 business days
