The Happy Wife

From the USA:

To provide the fastest delivery possible, we ship from multiple U.S.-based warehouse locations employing American workers. Because different products ship from different facilities, orders may be split into multiple shipments.

Discreet Packaging:

We prioritize your privacy. All orders are packaged in plain corrugated boxes or polymer mailers with no identifying marks or logos related to adult products.

Shipping Methods & Delivery Times:

Delivery time is based on the shipping option selected at checkout. Please allow 24-48 hrs for order processing. Shipping timelines begin once your package receives its first carrier scan.

Premium Shipping: 2–3 business days
Express Shipping: 3–5 business days
Standard / Free Shipping: 4–7 business days

Returns & Sizing Policy:

All Sales Are Final.

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we do not accept returns or exchanges.

Once an order has shipped from our warehouse, it is considered final and non-returnable.

14-Day Sizing Resolution:

We understand that sizing can sometimes be tricky.

If you experience a sizing issue, please contact us within 14 days of delivery. While we do not accept returns, we may offer an alternative resolution at our discretion to help ensure you get the right fit.

To request sizing assistance, please msg us with:

A brief description of the sizing concern
Our team will review your request and provide the best available solution.