
We also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.
Patrick's the Ogre's details:
MEDIUM:
Head: 5 in / 12.5 cm circumference
1.6 in / 4 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 5.75 in / 14.5 cm circumference
2 in / 5.1 cm diameter
Total Length: 7.5” / 23cm
Usable Length:6.5 in / 19cm
LARGE:
Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference
2 in / 5 c ...
We also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.
Patrick's the Ogre's details:
MEDIUM:
Head: 5 in / 12.5 cm circumference
1.6 in / 4 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 5.75 in / 14.5 cm circumference
2 in / 5.1 cm diameter
Total Length: 7.5” / 23cm
Usable Length:6.5 in / 19cm
LARGE:
Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference
2 in / 5 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 7.25 in / 18.5 cm circumference
2.5 in / 6.5 cm diameter
Total Length: 9” / 23cm
Usable Length:7.5 in / 19cm
XL:
Head: 8.25in / 21cm circumference
2.75in / 7cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 9in / 23cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Total Length: 11in / 28cm
Usable Length:9.75in / 25cm
XXL:
Head: 10in / 26cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 11.25in / 29cm circumference
3.75in / 10cm diameter
Total Length: 13.5in / 34cm
Usable Length:12in / 30.5cm
XXXXL
Head: 12.5in / 32cm circumference
4in / 10cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 13.5in / 34cm circumference
4.25in / 11cm diameter
Total Length: 17in / 43cm
Usable Length:15in / 38cm
Return Policy:
Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
International Orders:
Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.
Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! If you're deciding between two sizes, we always recommend starting with the smaller one. Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order, or if there are any issues after placing or receiving your order.
Custom orders may be canceled or changed within 12 hours. Once a custom order is in production, it cannot be canceled or changed. Contact us right away if you want to make any changes to your custom order.
All other orders may be canceled before you receive a shipping notice.
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