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Jul 3 - Jul 7
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Damn Good Doormats
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Upgrade your exterior seasonally with a custom doormat. A funny, outside door mat is perfect for a housewarming, anniversary or wedding, retirement gift, best friend birthday presents, and just everyday fun! We specialize in quirky, nerdy, sarcastic and rude door mats. In case you don't find the right mat for your unique decor, we also make custom door mats. Contact us today to get your own personalized welcome mat started right away!We literally CREATED the sarcastic doormat business in 2009 & have satisfied over 40,000 customers with over 3,500 5 star reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 Introducing our range of options to suit your needs! We now offer both budget-friendly UV Printed doormats and our robust Hand-Painted coir mats. While UV mats are machine-printed and have a different lifespan compared to hand-painted doormats, they're a fantastic choice for quick shipping and low-cost gifting!🌟 PROTECT…
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Upgrade your exterior seasonally with a custom doormat. A funny, outside door mat is perfect for a housewarming, anniversary or wedding, retirement gift, best friend birthday presents, and just everyday fun! We specialize in quirky, nerdy, sarcastic and rude door mats. In case you don't find the right mat for your unique decor, we also make custom door mats. Contact us today to get your own personalized welcome mat started right away!We literally CREATED the sarcastic doormat business in 2009 & have satisfied over 40,000 customers with over 3,500 5 star reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟 Introducing our range of options to suit your needs! We now offer both budget-friendly UV Printed doormats and our robust Hand-Painted coir mats. While UV mats are machine-printed and have a different lifespan compared to hand-painted doormats, they're a fantastic choice for quick shipping and low-cost gifting!🌟 PROTECT YOUR UV-PRINTED DOORMAT with a clear coat of Flex Seal Spray.🌟 ALL-WEATHER DOORMATS: UV Printed and made with recycled rubber borders. *SUN resistant * WATER PROOF * LOW-PROFILE* TOUGH enough for outdoors, SOFT enough for indoors!👣 GRAB YOUR 10% OFF COUPON NOW http://bit.do/damngood👣 ❤️ See over 950 styles at https://www.damngooddoormats.com👣 💚 BORDERS: Hand-Painted borders may not fit on all designs. We will contact you if there is an issue👣 💛 CARE: HAND-PAINTED MAT: To avoid discoloration of the natural coco fibers, keep your hand painted COCO away from direct rain. A covered porch is perfect. To clean, simply sweep clean or shake gently UV PRINTED COCO MAT: These mats are not intended for heavy traffic. The lifespan of your UV Printed doormat can be extended by spraying it with a clear coat of Flex Seal spray. It is recommended to bring this type of mat indoors when rain is predicted and away from direct sunlight. ALL-WEATHER MAT: UV Printed and made with recycled rubber borders. *SUN resistant * WATER PROOF * LOW-PROFILE* TOUGH enough for outdoors, SOFT enough for indoors!👣 💚 PRODUCTION TIME: UV PRINTED- 2 business days HAND-PAINTED 3-9 business days * as these are made to order *by me* they take a bit more time to prepare for shipping👣 💙 SHIPPING TIME: We ship with FedEx, UPS and USPS, they take from 2-10 days in transit. Please let me know if you have a deadline, I can email you a printable gift card or see about RUSH shipping👣 💚 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: HAND PAINTED MATS HAVE ADDITIONAL SHIPPING CHARGES FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS. Please contact us first for an estimate.UV PRINTED AND ALL WEATHER MATS SHIP WITH OUR LOW RATES!
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