The MILKER: Moo Edition | Cow-Print Milking Table with Glory Opening & Privacy Curtain
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THE MILKER: MOO EDITION — Cow-Print Milking Table with Glory Opening & Detachable Privacy Curtain | Tantric & Prostate Massage Table
Got milk? The MILKER: Moo Edition is a full-size folding milking massage table in cow print, because if you are going to own a milking table you may as well commit to the joke. Underneath the pattern it is a serious piece of kit: a large rectangular glory opening in the mid-section, a face opening at the head end, and a floor-length privacy skirt that turns the space underneath into a proper anonymous booth.
Built for tantric massage, prostate massage, edging and milking sessions where one person lies face-down and the other works from underneath. Attach the curtain and neither of you has to see the other at all.
SPECIFICATIONS
• Dimensions:…
...👈 Click our profile to see the full MILKER range — Classic, Midnight, Moo and the professional MILKER PRO XL.
THE MILKER: MOO EDITION — Cow-Print Milking Table with Glory Opening & Detachable Privacy Curtain | Tantric & Prostate Massage Table
Got milk? The MILKER: Moo Edition is a full-size folding milking massage table in cow print, because if you are going to own a milking table you may as well commit to the joke. Underneath the pattern it is a serious piece of kit: a large rectangular glory opening in the mid-section, a face opening at the head end, and a floor-length privacy skirt that turns the space underneath into a proper anonymous booth.
Built for tantric massage, prostate massage, edging and milking sessions where one person lies face-down and the other works from underneath. Attach the curtain and neither of you has to see the other at all.
SPECIFICATIONS
• Dimensions: 71" long × 24" wide × 25.5" high
• Glory opening: 10.6" × 6" rectangular — the length is deliberate, it accommodates guys of all heights so nobody ends up on their knees
• Second opening at the head end so the person on top can lie face-down comfortably
• Folds to: just 8" thick — fits under a bed
• Frame: folding steel, sets up in seconds with no tools
• Surface: cow-print upholstered top, wipe-clean
• Included: detachable machine-washable black privacy curtain
DETACHABLE PRIVACY CURTAIN
• Full-length skirt attaches and detaches with hook-and-loop fastening — on in seconds, off in seconds
• Machine washable — take it off, wash it, put it back
• Open it, close it, or run the table bare. Your call, every session
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• It is genuinely funny and genuinely good — the cow print gets the laugh, the build quality is what keeps it in your bedroom.
• Rectangular opening beats a round one — 10.6 inches of length means the table works for tall and short alike.
• Milking table and glory hole in one — with the skirt attached, the person underneath is completely hidden.
• Up in seconds, away in seconds — folding steel frame, no tools, 8" flat for under-bed storage.
• Discreet delivery — plain packaging, no labels, no logos.
NOT QUITE THE ONE?
Prefer plain black and a completely cable-free underside? THE MILKER: MIDNIGHT. Want adjustable height, a padded face cradle and an extra-large 5.5" round opening? THE MILKER: CLASSIC. Want the heavy-duty, extra-wide, non-folding professional version? MILKER PRO XL. All on our profile.
WHY BUY FROM HOME IN BOLD
We do not dropship — we design and manufacture our own milking tables, glory hole kits, queening thrones and BDSM furniture. Home in Bold has shipped thousands of pieces worldwide and holds a 4.8-star average across 349+ verified customer ratings. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no labels or logos, and there is a 30-day return policy behind it.
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Customer Reviews
Scroll to see more (4)11/10 works fantastically
at this price point the quality should be better. emailed support to say the same and their response was basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Excellent
Well packaged no labels or item name on the box which was a relief and everything arrived well. Quality looks top notch can’t wait to try it out thank you
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