Description
If you've ever wanted a taste of the finer life, you'll find this very a-brie-able; Better than feta and softer than a good gouda, this triangular taste of temptation is a penetrable with a swiss twist! Pairing very well with water-based lubricant, this full-bodied treat is for those who want to introduce a mature twist to their love life.
Grab some cheese and get ready to wedge something in there!
As a follow-up to our Greatest Cheese Grater silicone toy, we're happy to introduce Cheese Wedge, a full fuckable fromagé for this year's April Fools! Available for the entire month of April, we truly have no excuse for making this aside from the puns.
Enjoy!
(Please do not eat it.)
Measurements:
Height: 8cm
Rind-side: 15.4cm
Nose-to-rind: 13.4cm
Side-length: 13.8cm
Hole diameter: 3.5cm
Returns Policy
Due to the nature of our products, returns cannot usually be accepted. If you have a problem that means the product is, for lack of a better term, 'non-functional', please send us a message so we can remedy the issue.
We're not assholes, don't worry - we'll do our best to make it right if there's a problem.
Size & Fit
Model wears size:AP 2 / UK 8 / US 4 / EU 36
Model height:5'9" / 175cm
| SIZE |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
XXL |
3XL |
| CHEST RANGE (CM) |
87-91 |
92-96 |
97-101 |
102-107 |
108-113 |
114-119 |
120-125 |
| WAIST RANGE (CM) |
72-76 |
77-81 |
82-86 |
87-92 |
93-98 |
99-104 |
105-110 |
| HIPS RANGE (CM) |
87-91 |
92-96 |
97-101 |
102-107 |
108-113 |
114-119 |
120-125 |
