FUCK ME - Do you find it difficult to verbalise what you want? Well how about this pendant? Great for work or to wear to your first Fuck Fest Weekend!
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Learn moreOkay! Do sometimes you find it difficult to verbalise what you want? Well FUCK ME! How about this pendant? I mean, sometimes it's difficult to communicate effectively what you want. You are as horny as hell, your getting all the right signals and all you want them to is 'FUCK ME'. Basically a great piece of adaptable jewellery. Great for work and your boss will certainly comment on your improved communication skills as they fuck you over your desk. Or wear it on a first date and get all that annoying small talk out of the way as you have your mouth filled. Now obviously without the clarity that punctuation would have provided 'FUCK ME' can be seen as a passionate, imploring plea to be fucked by a person or persons. Or perhaps a more dominant commanding order that the capitalisation of the lettering perhaps allures to suggests you are telling a person or persons to fuck you! Of course…
...Okay! Do sometimes you find it difficult to verbalise what you want? Well FUCK ME! How about this pendant? I mean, sometimes it's difficult to communicate effectively what you want. You are as horny as hell, your getting all the right signals and all you want them to is 'FUCK ME'. Basically a great piece of adaptable jewellery. Great for work and your boss will certainly comment on your improved communication skills as they fuck you over your desk. Or wear it on a first date and get all that annoying small talk out of the way as you have your mouth filled. Now obviously without the clarity that punctuation would have provided 'FUCK ME' can be seen as a passionate, imploring plea to be fucked by a person or persons. Or perhaps a more dominant commanding order that the capitalisation of the lettering perhaps allures to suggests you are telling a person or persons to fuck you! Of course you could introduce a question mark or perhaps an exclamation mark but that really upsets the symmetry of the lettering and I refuse to mess with my Art! Okay, yes it could be seen to have nothing to do with an order or request to engage in sexual intercourse, but then I don't suppose I would bother to list it on Spicerack! So, yes okay, an expression of frustration, dismay, surprise or awe! I mean, I suppose this is your 'Get our of jail card' when someone perhaps challenges you on its meaning and you desperately don't want them to fuck you! Anyway here it is! Okay, here’s a beautiful hand crafted 1.25 inches (32mm) circular pendant, with white text on a beautiful black background. Three layers of crystal clear resin protect, provide depth and deepen the colour. All strung on a 18 inch (42cm) faux leather cord to place around your lovers neck. Want a different text, absolutely no problem whatsoever, just send me a message via the Spicerack messaging service and let me know the text you'd like me to produce on your pendant. I do earrings as well either individually or as a matching set. The choice is yours, but come on all you Americans, reach out to the sunshine island of Great Britain and wear something you're not going to find at the mall.
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