Open for Business? You bet you are! This is the perfect pendant to wear on that first date when you want to show what's available and what you want!
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Learn moreBasically, a great Valentine's Day gift! Remember, you are like one of those 7-Eleven stores, basically you are always open! It's just the way you are! You have a very high sex drive and like the feeling of being sated, it just so happens you need to be sated perhaps more often than others! But that's okay! So get dressed up accordingly, put on your pendant and get ready to receive!
‘Open for Business’, you bet we are! Always, available to offer a warm, cosy welcome! At busy times, you might have to queue to use the facilities and sometimes it’s a bit of a squeeze to get in as the accommodation is described as ‘tight’ but honestly, once inside you’ll feel really at home! Once you have entered, please feel free to stay as long as wish, take your time and enjoy yourself. Some users, withdraw and then change their mind and push straight back in! And you guessed it! Sometimes they do this…
...Basically, a great Valentine's Day gift! Remember, you are like one of those 7-Eleven stores, basically you are always open! It's just the way you are! You have a very high sex drive and like the feeling of being sated, it just so happens you need to be sated perhaps more often than others! But that's okay! So get dressed up accordingly, put on your pendant and get ready to receive!
‘Open for Business’, you bet we are! Always, available to offer a warm, cosy welcome! At busy times, you might have to queue to use the facilities and sometimes it’s a bit of a squeeze to get in as the accommodation is described as ‘tight’ but honestly, once inside you’ll feel really at home! Once you have entered, please feel free to stay as long as wish, take your time and enjoy yourself. Some users, withdraw and then change their mind and push straight back in! And you guessed it! Sometimes they do this time and time again! Sometimes quite forcefully! Oh yes please! Remember, with these facilities you can always cum again as we’re always ‘Open for Business’.
Fun isn’t it?
Boing! And we’re back to reality and it was all dream!
Okay, here’s a beautiful hand crafted 1.25 inches (32mm) circular pendant, with white text on a beautiful black background. Three layers of crystal clear resin protect, provide depth and deepen the colour. All strung on a 18 inch (42cm) faux leather cord to place around your lovers neck.
Want a different text, absolutely no problem whatsoever, just send me a message via the 'Spicerack' messaging service and I'll see if I can serve.
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