What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants.
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891111
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891112
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891113
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891114
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891115
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891116
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891117
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Image #891118
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891111
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891112
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891113
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891114
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891115
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891116
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891117
What is love, thou askest? To comfort and console thou gentleman in his defeat at the scrotum stretching pageant tourney where his nether-pouch failed to hang as low and as fullsome as the other contestants. Thumbnail #891118
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Hark, thou dost inquire what love might be? Verily, 'tis to comfort and console this noble gentleman In his bitter hour of defeat At the scrotum-stretching pageant tourney, Wherein his nether-pouch—alas, poor soul— Failed to hang as low and as full-blown As those of his rival contenders.

Well here it is! Okay, here’s a beautiful hand crafted 1.25 inches (32mm) circular pendant, with white text on a beautiful black background. Three layers of crystal clear resin protect, provide depth and deepen the colour. All strung on a 18 inch (42cm) faux leather cord to place around your lovers neck.

Want a different text, absolutely no problem whatsoever, just send me a message via the Spicerack messaging service and let me know the text you'd like me to produce on your pendant. I do earrings as well either individually or as a matching set. The choice is yours, but come on all you Americans, reach…

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