What is love, thou askest? To stretch thou gentle lover’s nether-pouch to hang both low and fullsome.
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Learn moreDost thou desire thy gentle lover’s nether-pouch to hang both low and fullsome? To gaze upon his testes swelling large with rich and fertile seed? Marry, peradventure thou mightst assist thy lord by grasping firm unto his scrotum, and gently drawing them adown! Not unto his very knees, nay, but somewhat more pendulous—yea, e'en like unto a mighty stallion, full of fire and eager for his broodmare!
Well here it is! Okay, here’s a beautiful hand crafted 1.25 inches (32mm) circular pendant, with white text on a beautiful black background. Three layers of crystal clear resin protect, provide depth and deepen the colour. All strung on a 18 inch (42cm) faux leather cord to place around your lovers neck.
Want a different text, absolutely no problem whatsoever, just send me a message via the Spicerack messaging service and let me know the text you'd like me to produce on your pendant. I do…
...Dost thou desire thy gentle lover’s nether-pouch to hang both low and fullsome? To gaze upon his testes swelling large with rich and fertile seed? Marry, peradventure thou mightst assist thy lord by grasping firm unto his scrotum, and gently drawing them adown! Not unto his very knees, nay, but somewhat more pendulous—yea, e'en like unto a mighty stallion, full of fire and eager for his broodmare!
Well here it is! Okay, here’s a beautiful hand crafted 1.25 inches (32mm) circular pendant, with white text on a beautiful black background. Three layers of crystal clear resin protect, provide depth and deepen the colour. All strung on a 18 inch (42cm) faux leather cord to place around your lovers neck.
Want a different text, absolutely no problem whatsoever, just send me a message via the Spicerack messaging service and let me know the text you'd like me to produce on your pendant. I do earrings as well either individually or as a matching set. The choice is yours, but come on all you Americans, reach out to the sunshine island of Great Britain and wear something you're not going to find at the mall.
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