The Noisy Paddle: BDSM Spanking Implement for Loud Impact Play

Some paddles are designed to be discreet.

This is not one of them.

The Noisy Paddle is made from a 6-inch tambourine mounted onto a solid wooden shaft and secured in place with black hot glue. The result is a substantial impact toy with an added feature most paddles don't have: it announces every damn hit.

The tambourine's metal jingles are intentionally kept clear of the glue so they remain free to move and make as much noise as possible. Swing it and you get the sound of the paddle moving. Make contact and you get an immediate burst of jingling on top of the impact itself.

There's a reason we used to call this thing the Paddle of Irritation.

Despite the ridiculous amount of noise, this isn't just a novelty toy. The tambourine and glue give the head some real weight, producing a surprisingly deep thud. At the same time, the relatively narrow contact area can add plenty of surface sting.

So you get thud, sting, and an obnoxious metallic jingle all from the same swing.

Product Features:

• Genuine Tambourine Construction: Built around a 6-inch tambourine with its metal jingles left free to move.
• Seriously Noisy: Designed specifically to preserve the tambourine's sound rather than dampening it with glue.
• Weighted Impact: The construction adds enough mass to produce a substantial thud along with the sharper surface sensation.
• Solid Handle: A wooden shaft runs into the tambourine and is secured with black hot glue to create a sturdy paddle-style grip.
• Paddle of Irritation: Because apparently getting hit wasn't annoying enough.

Sold individually.

This kink toy is handmade using new materials.

For play between consenting adults only. Please use responsibly.

All orders are shipped discreetly with no shop name visible on the outside of the package.

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